I got this meme from Seven Dots

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(middle name and current street name)
Marie Carlford
(which for the record, must be the WORST rock star name ever)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME:(grandfather/grandmother on your mom's side, your favorite candy)
Mary Gummy Worms
(again, the WORST movie star name EVER)

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME:(first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
C. Dan
(does this mean I'm not fly? why do my names suck so much??)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Seafoam Slow Loris
(i'm just sad now.)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, hometown)
Marie Dallas
(enh)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name)
Dan Ram
(also known as the idiotic character who constantly rams things with its head.)

7. JEDI NAME:(middle name spelled backwards)
Eiram
(ok, this one i kinda like)

8. SUPERHERO NAME:("The", your favorite color, the automobile your dad has)
The Seafoam Truck
(perhaps the number one reason why I'm not a superhero yet)

9. PORN STAR NAME:(first pet, street you grew up on)
Bare Fairway
(it was really Bear, but this spelling is obviously more appropriate. of course, this is the only good name. this is clearly a sign from god.)