I Don't Need to Be Taught How to Make a Freaking Frito Pie.

I want to kick Ms. Semi-Homemade Sandra Lee's ass. Food Network, are you trying to kill me softly with sloppy joes? Don't put this woman on at 5:30 pm! This is when I want to watch you and relax and pretend I, too, could make superb culinary delights, but instead you subject me to some woman using a Kraft macaroni cheese packet as garnish. I hate you! And I will never forgive you for introducing the word 'tablescape' into my vocabulary. Ugh.