Today's Presentation to the World

Hair: Parted in middle. Overly whispy. 3 months overdue for haircut.

Attire: Beige collared shirt. Pink belt. Black sweater vest. Gray slacks which drag on floor behind me (note to self: grow six inches). Single buckle sandals. Hot pink toenails.

Makeup: Moisture replinisher for eye area. Lip balm.