I can't help myself

I was reading someone else's blog and it led me to these lists on McSweeney's. I love them! Some are making me laugh out loud. Here are some of my faves:

Sentences That, If Used by Judges in a Spelling Bee, Would Prove Totally Unhelpful to Contestants Attempting to Derive the Meaning of the Word

Three Items at the Supermarket I See in a New Way, Now That I've Read Some Books on Literary Theory

Things I'd Probably Say If the Bush Administration Were Just a Weekly TV Show and I Were a Regular Viewer