Californication

This series has enchanted me like only a sarcastic, fuck the world, part-time sober, decently attractive man can. It had me when Hank puked all over his ex-wife's fiancé's bad art while fucking a scientologist after getting high. Who writes scenes like that?! Genius. The whole premise is Hank has reached bottom (his girlfriend left him, his acclaimed novel was turned into a cheez romantic comedy, yada yada), so he's so down and out, he could care less what comes out of his mouth and says precisely the things you dream of saying if you didn't have to always play nice. The downside is the acting (it's mostly just fair), but Duchovny is pretty perfect in the role. You also get to see a lot of naked women, since he's also literally decided to fuck the world. The downside to the series is Kapinos can't write a decent woman to save his life. They're either idiots or manipulative. The ol' virgin/whore complex. But I forgive him because of the refreshing fuck-off attitude and the witty writing.

"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."