Say No To Metabo!

Residents of Japan danced to an anti-metabo song, which warned against trouser buttons popping and flying away, "pyun-pyun-pyun."

A poster made by the city of Amagasaki urged its residents to be aware of metabo (being overweight). The poster asks, "Can you still wear pants that you wore at the age of 20?"

Seriously? That's their litmus test?? And aren't the Japanese like a tenth the size of the average American? And why is everything they do so darn cute? I want to squeeze the metabos!