If I were a hot pop star, I'd be a combination of Shakira, Brittany, Pink and Jewel before she went all crazy mainstream. Add a dash of Sophia Loren. Just 'cause I like her.
I'd have an entourage, for sure. We wouldn't have matching outfits, nor would they all be from Japan, but we would color coordinate.
I see a lot of shimmer and fake eyelashes and the occasional wig. Oh, and oodles of plastic surgery. You know, to get "the look".
I'd kick Jessica Simpson's ass publically in front of a bar, even though I think she's probably a nice girl. But the press would be FANTASTIC.
The only person allowed to interview me on late night shows is Dave Letterman, until I cheat on him with Craig Fergusson.
I would throw lots of italian words into my everyday lexicon, because, you know, I can. Va bene?
This makes me hugely popular in Italy too.
Then I would have an affair with Angelina and steal her away from Brad Pitt. He deserves it, and you know it.
And when I am at the height of my popstardom, I would call your ass up and demand that you direct my latest music video which will, of course, be hugely popular and win us more awards than I can fit into my hot pink sports car. That's a lot of awards.
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THIS IS MOST EXCELLENT...
DUDE,
If I were a hot pop star, I'd be a combination of Shakira, Brittany, Pink and Jewel before she went all crazy mainstream. Add a dash of Sophia Loren. Just 'cause I like her.
I'd have an entourage, for sure. We wouldn't have matching outfits, nor would they all be from Japan, but we would color coordinate.
I see a lot of shimmer and fake eyelashes and the occasional wig. Oh, and oodles of plastic surgery. You know, to get "the look".
I'd kick Jessica Simpson's ass publically in front of a bar, even though I think she's probably a nice girl. But the press would be FANTASTIC.
The only person allowed to interview me on late night shows is Dave Letterman, until I cheat on him with Craig Fergusson.
I would throw lots of italian words into my everyday lexicon, because, you know, I can. Va bene?
This makes me hugely popular in Italy too.
Then I would have an affair with Angelina and steal her away from Brad Pitt. He deserves it, and you know it.
And when I am at the height of my popstardom, I would call your ass up and demand that you direct my latest music video which will, of course, be hugely popular and win us more awards than I can fit into my hot pink sports car. That's a lot of awards.
Hell Yeah. You rock.
ditto. (best comment EVER, t.)
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