One of Many, Many Toasts This Weekend
Drunk guy:
Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.
Drunk girl:
What's that mean?
Drunk guy:
It's an Irish toast.
Drunk girl:
Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy:
Huh?
Drunk girl:
That's French toast.
Here's hoping you're in Heaven ten minutes before the devil knows you're dead.
Drunk girl:
What's that mean?
Drunk guy:
It's an Irish toast.
Drunk girl:
Oh. Well, here's to bread, eggs and cinnamon.
Drunk guy:
Huh?
Drunk girl:
That's French toast.
1 Comments:
That's funny. Hey, when are you going to call me?
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