The Theme Of The Day Is:
50% Brain Functioning Power
What a fun theme! And it just lilts off of the tongue, doesn't it?
Evidently, I am sick. The wheezing and the coughing for dear life hasn't commenced yet, but the noticeable loss of brain power has most definitely set in. It's kind of fun and kind of not when your brain doesn't work so well. For instance, it can be kind of fun to stare blankly for a full on 10 minutes at your screen while thinking of something like a pink scarf...nothing more, just a scarf. Ah, the sweet simplicity of life!
Not fun, however, is having absolutely no idea what you were doing before you began your scarf reverie and viewing the open spreadsheet on your computer as if it was written in Swahili.
Oh, and drinking isn't smart when you're sick. But since you're sick and you're already dumb, you can't remember stuff like that. So you find yourself on your third beer while watching Some Kind of Wonderful at 3 in the afternoon on a Sunday, tipsily dreaming of chopping off all of your hair, buying some drum sticks and basically becoming Watts' Single White Female. God, she's cool. Oh wait, I feel a reverie coming on.....
(20 minutes pass)
What is this? Was I writing a post?
What a fun theme! And it just lilts off of the tongue, doesn't it?
Evidently, I am sick. The wheezing and the coughing for dear life hasn't commenced yet, but the noticeable loss of brain power has most definitely set in. It's kind of fun and kind of not when your brain doesn't work so well. For instance, it can be kind of fun to stare blankly for a full on 10 minutes at your screen while thinking of something like a pink scarf...nothing more, just a scarf. Ah, the sweet simplicity of life!
Not fun, however, is having absolutely no idea what you were doing before you began your scarf reverie and viewing the open spreadsheet on your computer as if it was written in Swahili.
Oh, and drinking isn't smart when you're sick. But since you're sick and you're already dumb, you can't remember stuff like that. So you find yourself on your third beer while watching Some Kind of Wonderful at 3 in the afternoon on a Sunday, tipsily dreaming of chopping off all of your hair, buying some drum sticks and basically becoming Watts' Single White Female. God, she's cool. Oh wait, I feel a reverie coming on.....
(20 minutes pass)
What is this? Was I writing a post?
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