We Put the Poo in Pool
Let me break last night's pool antics down for you:
The dorks imbibe too many drinks involving perhaps not enough tonic, realize they really, really laughably suck at playing pool, drink more, then somehow incorporate the basketball game HORSE, which rapidly deteriorates into shooting the cue while doing things like hopping on one leg, crossing one's eyes, and using one's ear for leverage, among other dumb human tricks I'd really rather not remember.
Needless to say, no one wins.
In every possible meaning of the phrase.
The dorks imbibe too many drinks involving perhaps not enough tonic, realize they really, really laughably suck at playing pool, drink more, then somehow incorporate the basketball game HORSE, which rapidly deteriorates into shooting the cue while doing things like hopping on one leg, crossing one's eyes, and using one's ear for leverage, among other dumb human tricks I'd really rather not remember.
Needless to say, no one wins.
In every possible meaning of the phrase.
posted by Notyomomma
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