Who are these people?

Why are they called celebrities?

It's interesting that, quite evidently, no real stars wanted to play pool on tv. That makes me feel better about myself. Because I'm quite average at the game. Except when alcoholic drinks are egregiously quaffed. There is a direct correlation between the number of alcoholic beverages I consume and my mastery. You must just need to be really relaxed to play well.

In conclusion, the sorry display of celebrities proves, quite evidently, that I am more kin to the Super Star than the C-list actor. Yes!