Movies and Such

What an uninspiring list of Oscar nominees. "The Aviator??" I actually saw that movie. It's cotton candy. It's fluffy and meatless. All production design. Of course, when trying to think of the pics I would nominate, I draw a blank. Pretty flat year, I guess. I did come up with a few bests, though:

BEST SCREENPLAY
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Garden State
Life Aquatic

BEST ACTOR
Napoleon Dynamite

BEST ACTRESS
Edna 'E' Mode (Incredibles)

BEST MOVIE FOR ALL OF THE WRONG REASONS
Sky Captain & the World of Tomorrow

BEST FUCK WITH YOU MOVIE
Closer

BEST LINE
I'm not drinking any fucking merlot! (Sideways)