Bad DVR. Bad!

I have the worst dvr in the world. It's so bad. Soo bad. I can't fast forward or rewind while I'm watching something it's taped. But, the only shows I'm dvr-ing these days are:

• Arrested Development
  
• Iron Chef America
  
• Celebrity Poker (on Bravo)
  
• Everyday Italian (Food Network)
  
• Barefoot Contessa (Food Network)
  
• 30 Minute Meals (ditto)
  

Who woulda thought I would watch such domestic programming? C'est la vie. I can't help myself. They're just so relaxing.